Hotels good. Cocktails are good (but missing the fruit) food … not so good. (Me)Is the fish pie microwaved? (Waiter) No… Oh yes it is, on a par with Chernobyl. Only way to get prawns that hard is to microwave them or make them out of rubber. Do you do this meal in child portions? No? Then put some chips on the plate mate. Curry, wow rubber poppadoms and rock hard Nan bread with… microwaved rice 😮💨