Decidedly OK, although that's perhaps being a bit generous? Restaurant 2/5 Average place, conveniently situated in the middle of nowhere, nowheresville. Decent decor and ok atmosphere. Dirty table cloth? Not on - see photos. Lovely start to the evening. Service 3/5 Ok. I won't fault them since they tried, but hardly going above and beyond. Young staff didn't know what halal was, but I won't dock since he did have the initiative to go ask the chef, props. What did annoy me is the only request we had (bring all of it together) was completely ignored.... Food 3/5 Such meh food. Tough and dry lamb. The chicken was OK and the kebab meat tastes frozen. Sometimes you don't notice, but that wasn't the case here. That being said, once it's in the curry it's less dry but still tough. Madras was so sweet. Not to my preferences but it wasn't bad tasting - just none of the richness of flavour that I was hoping for in a good madras. Felt more like a common stock curry that is modified with chilies and the desired meat. The biryani followed the same thing, the meat was OK but the rice was dry. Bonus - the tomatoes were so anaemic looking it may as well have been white tomatoes. Overall For a restaurant in the middle of nowhere, it gets me the south Asian fix I wanted, just not to the standard I'm used to in bigger cities. We'll just have to see what else is up for offer before I adjust my score to take into account the unique location.